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The elk who knew everything …
… and other random phrases from writers with too much time spent on forums and not on their writings

From the unintelligible to the incorrigible, this collection of mad writer forum replies will have you twisted in knots – and not always the good kind! An eye opening read for those who want to know how authors really spend those months when they should have already released your next favorite.

The names of the authors have been changed so you can’t hunt down the likes of GRRM or Patrick Rothfuss and hound them with more demands for speedier writing – they already know!